February 2012
1 post
3 tags
January 2012
3 posts
“I didn’t call you a cracker - I called you a crack-whore.”
– Overheard in the street
3 tags
3 tags
December 2011
7 posts
3 tags
4 tags
June 2011
14 posts
headline of the day
“Ned Goodman unloads another big asset in Breakwater.” (Globe & Mail) (Yikes. Don’t go swimming with Ned Goodman)
4 tags
headline of the day
Sex Scandal Follows Weiner’s Wife
(from the Globe & Mail)
overheard today: two
Colleague: “Here, let me just show you…with my fingers….”
overheard today: one
Stranger: “Well, I did pretty well in boyfriend school…”
things I never want to hear said to me: three
“Hulk just want to cuddle.”
things I never want to hear said to me: two
“Just let my urine wash away your tears.”
things I never want to hear said to me: one
“Hm. That seems snug. I’ll see if we have a XXXXXXL in the warehouse.”
5 tags
“Because there’s 40 different shades of black, so many fortresses and ways...”
– Pavement, Elevate Me Later (from Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain)
May 2011
9 posts
NHL returns to winnipeg
Congratulations, Manitoba, for re-acquiring an NHL franchise!
Following hundreds of years of tradition, as well as Canadian law, the team will be named the Roughriders.
4 tags
4 tags
cheese descriptors I do not want as nicknames
Bloomy Rind. Soft and Semi-Soft. Non-Particulate Flavouring. Herbed Balls. Smooth Astringent. Old, Extra-Old. Slightly Acidulous. Veined.
“If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life made up of.”
– Bruce Lee
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
1 post
Exhausted to the point that my hearing is different. Totally crazy.